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If firework had nick names…

Diwali is one such festival that everyone enjoys celebrating. Moms start their day with the worship to goddess of wealth on the contrary  dads spend their wealth in buying something, even after knowing the fact that it is  technically going to be set on fire the same night. Grandparents turn up for the forbidden sweets session with a festival excuse and we turn on only for fire work time.

There’s a lot activity going around that keeps one busy all through the day. Right from cleaning , cooking or deleting those Diwali special jewellery discount offers that fill in our inbox.

This how we pass time until the crucial moment. Then, once its sunset, there’s your sister set up the atmosphere by arranging the earthen lamps almost along every thing that the engineer designed horizontal.

and then there’s nothing that stops you … but wait a moment, how do you choose your firework? Do you just say it by its name- the 1000 wala, sparklers, rocket…etc but we have been doing that for many years now. How about using some nick names. We are no short of people whom we can use for this…

Colour Pencils- John Abraham

john

Sparklers- Katy Perry

katy

Flower pot- Justin Bieber

justin

Rocket- Rahul Gandhi

rahul

laxmi bomb- Malika Sherawat

mallika

10000…etc wala- Anna hazare

anna

New age firework- Sanjeev Kapoor

sanjeev

So there you have some of the nick names… go out there and use ’em. light up some johns, mallikas and rahul gandhis…and enjoy a safe diwali !

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