Copy CAT Acadummy Awards for Sathya Sai Imitators

When I first saw Bala sai baba (not to be mistaken for Sathya sai baba) on T.V the only word I can think of otherwise was copycat, and I wondered why it was a cat always, I mean I never saw a cat copy anyone , a copy monkey or copy parrot would be more appropriate. Is it because cats are common? Or possible associated with evil or something? May be, who cares. It is such a thrill to address someone ”hey you copycat”

what you will understand after reading this article:

• BALA SAI BABA is fraud and so are other lookalikes of Sathya SAI BABA.

• They try to act like Sathya Sai Baba of Puttaparthi whom I was asked to worship by my parents.

• I believe Oscar would do justice for them.This issue is truly international as we have nominees from around the world.

It was 24^th April 2011, the somber day that Sathya Sai Baba left his physical body. Added to the pain, the News channels that telecast Sathya Sai Baba simultaneously showed an ad featuring BalaSaiBaba with his ‘outstanding’ performance (out of jail recently).

He said ”Great people are immortal in the hearts of their loved ones” and this was screened with special scrolling that showed his(BSB’s) communication address  and multiple contact numbers.

This seriously enraged me. He knows (that we know) that he is a fake still he continues to fake as long as helpless devotees flock to him. Speaking of BalaSaiBaba’s Devotees, they seem so funny as if a present day Asian lookalike of bruce-lee who doesn’t give a fuck about martial arts proclaim he is bruce-lee himself. And worse when people queue up for his autograph which is also bruce lee.

 

We have the event hosts’ Asaram Bapu and Swami Nityananda to announce the Nominees:-

Asaram: nitya Bhai aap hi daclare keejiye.

Nityananda: (adjusting his clothing ) these youngsters are doing good job. But being fake Babas they need to focus more on discovering-uncovering things and stuff like that. Anyway the nominations for Best actor male for Imitating Sathya sai Baba are:

  Bala Sai Baba (A.P , INDIA)

A truly dedicated Senior Actor. Mortal inspiration for Kamal hasan’s facial make up in Dasavatharam. He doesn’t compromise even for the MOLE ON LEFT CHEEK of Sathya sai Baba.

His divinity has attracted Nisha agarwal, Kamna Jethmalani to attend his birthday celebrations. So, we believe these Tenglish girls here, are so realized to detach from this materialistic world to come all the way to take blessings of Bala Sai BabaJi. Hmm, okay. 

Bala Sai Baba occasionally awakens foreign devotees from deep slumber and makes them boogie down to hot Indian Item numbers.

Nepali Sai Baba (NEPAL)

Though new to this field, Nepali Sai baba is doing amazing job, cutely walking about lady devotees and receiving flowers while he blissfully smiles at thought of returning them to place in their in their ears.

The confused yet composed looks at men carrying umbrella for him inside closed auditorium was eye treat and this sight was believed to liberate souls from bondage of wisdom and sanity.

Special birthday discourse by Nepali Sai baba with ghastly yet cute Voice, on importance ‘Guru’ plugged all my mind away from the desire to live longer.

  Swami Roberto (ITALY)

Swami Roberto is Italian Child-Actor. He proclaimed himself as ‘twin of Sathya sai’s when saw people started talking about his hair when they should have talked about their debt.

Swami Roberto’s one and only quote “the whole is within you! I have come to help you find it again” surprisingly has different perspectives of understanding for different people, animals and Arindam Chaudhuri.

Roberto recommends an occasional belly dance performance for discovering the god within.

  Swami Premanand (SRI LANKA)

Swami Premanada is expert in materializing lingams. He gets an extra point for blowing out vibuthi like the way triple H blows out water before a loosing match begins.

Its all in his leela’s that he was twice accused for rape while trying to analyze the response of devotees to his divine touch.

“oh kill me! I can’t take this anymore” … If this how your feel, that means you are already experience his grace that offers free detachment add-on with life time subscription.

 Shiv sai baba (KARNATAKA, INDIA)

As the name suggests, this Indian actor imitates both Lord Shiv and Sathya sai Baba and that too, more often simultaneously. He can even lift rice sacks with his teeth to prove ajit agarkar annouced his retirement.

His concern for safety Indian women has prompted to build an ashram for their cozy stay during late hours of the night.

Cops are more enlightened with his divinity hence they, for some reason or the other like to imprison him very often .

And the OSCAR TITLE ‘COPY CAT’…

 For best actor male for imitating Sathya sai Baba goes to….(drumroll)

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None of the above.

ALL THE DISAPPOINTED NOMINEES ARE REQUESTED TO CLICK THE PIC BELOW FOR INSTANT ENLIGHTENMENT

Now y’all fakers can shut the fuck up and get back to your earlier professions and remove that wig… you Copycats!!!

 

Update April 2020: Guys we have a new nominee out there. The name is Madhusudhan Naidu!

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